I have a cold.
And you know when you have a cold you get that thing where you can breathe out of your left nostril but not your right one and then somehow it switches so that you can breathe out of your right nostril but not your left and you wonder how it switched without you noticing and then you go crazy because you can't possibly be that sick that you didn't notice and then you have a headache because you're worried about how sick you'd have to be to not notice and also because you're paying so much attention trying to detect when the next switch is going to happen?
I've got that too.
