I don't watch reality shows, but I made an exception for the The Restaurant, a show about the opening a new NYC restaurant...cause I like food and restaurants. About five minutes in, I knew it was a mistake. It's like they took everything I hate about New York & media and crammed it all into one show. Everyone was a jackass...I had to turn it off after 10 minutes. Should have known when I first heard about it via Gawker. Blech.

