Single wealthy male seeking...MAY 02 2008

Craigslist posting by Rich Bigdollars (not his real last name) looking for a lady to spend some time with.

I am so rich. Goodness, gracious. My, my, my. I am so, very, very wealthy. How many dollars do I have? That's a question only my team of ten fat accountants can answer, because they have golden calculators which I bought for them with my money. And what is on those golden calculators? Numbers. And those numbers equal the dollars in my bank accounts, which are huge.