MUST _READ. If you don't read anything else on the Web today, read this. This lady from Wisconsin is against Russians, Jews, goons, lasers, large oil companies, and just about everything else. She loves her WebTV, though. Lucky for her that the sputniks haven't taken that away from her...they can do that, you know. Pesky Russians. (via CamWorld)
I feel bad for taking all of Cam's links today, but this one was just too good to pass up as well. Steps in Overcoming Masturbation, a public service announcement from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints:
"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken."
Don't they have anything better to do? Isn't the second coming right around the corner or something? No pun intended.
Fatboy Slim tonight.