4000 year-old pot of noodles found in China, settling (for now) the "hotly contested" question of who invented the noodle.
Keith Richards was wondering where he put that...
More importantly, it could settle who invented the Pot Noodle!
We all know who invented the noodle, don't we?
We followers of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster now have incontrovertible proof that world is roughly 4000 years old, as the First Noodle indicates.
It belonged to the first university student. It is ancient Ramen.
Indeed, the Appendage of the great FSM was noodling at least 2,000 years before Christ.
I think we just need to accept that prior to the 16th Century, China invented EVERYTHING first.
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