Influential wine critic Robert Parker gave 90 to 91 points... (kottke.org)

posted March 23, 2006 at 09:35 am

Influential wine critic Robert Parker gave 90 to 91 points (out of 100) to a wine made by porn star Savanna Samson, denoting it as "an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character". I'll leave you to make your own jokes about the wine's "great body" and "long legs".

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