Craigslist posting by Rich Bigdollars (not his real last name) looking for a lady to spend some time with.
I am so rich. Goodness, gracious. My, my, my. I am so, very, very wealthy. How many dollars do I have? That's a question only my team of ten fat accountants can answer, because they have golden calculators which I bought for them with my money. And what is on those golden calculators? Numbers. And those numbers equal the dollars in my bank accounts, which are huge.
This entry was published on May 02, 2008 at 08:28 am.
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