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Due to problems off the field, defensive

Due to problems off the field, defensive tackle Walter Thomas hasn’t played a lot of college ball. But his stats โ€” 6-foot-5, 370 pounds, XXXXXXL jersey, runs the 40 in 4.9, can do backflips and handsprings, benches 475 pounds โ€” guarantee that he’ll be drafted into the NFL this weekend. Shades of Michael Oher, Michael Lewis’ subject in The Blind Side. Also, this may be the first NY Times article to use the phrase “dadgum Russian gymnast”.