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This Village's Adorable Christmas Lights Are Designed by Kids

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 19, 2020

In the Scottish village of Newburgh, the Christmas lights hung up around town were designed from drawings done by local schoolchildren. Poppy McKenzie Smith shared some of the displays on Twitter.

Christmas lights designed by kids

Christmas lights designed by kids

This is the best, way better than any professional display. The kids must feel so great seeing their handiwork lit up around town like this.

I will never do anything Muppety

posted by Susannah Breslin   Dec 22, 2015

muppet-christmas-carol.jpg

A surprisingly moving micro-oral history of "How we made: The Muppet Christmas Carol":

When I met Michael Caine to talk about playing Scrooge, one of the first things he said was: "I'm going to play this movie like I'm working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role and there are no puppets around me." I said: "Yes, bang on!" He was intimidating to start with, but he's a delight.

A Very Murray Christmas

posted by Jason Kottke   May 22, 2015

Netflix will air a Christmas special starring Bill Murray and directed by Sofia Coppola. That is an amazing collection of proper nouns all together in the same sentence.

Written by Sofia Coppola, Bill Murray and Mitch Glazer and directed by Sofia Coppola, A Very Murray Christmas is described as an homage to the classic variety show featuring Bill Murray playing himself, as he worries no one will show up to his TV show due to a terrible snow storm in New York City. Through luck and perseverance, guests arrive at the Carlyle hotel to help him; dancing and singing in holiday spirit.

(via several kind people)

Let it dough, let it dough, let it dough

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 16, 2013

Christoph Niemann uses cookie dough, cookie cutters, and sprinkles to recreate the Bible's book of Genesis. More or less.

Niemann Xmas Cookies

Santa's brand guidelines

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 11, 2013

Communications agency Quietroom came up with a tongue-in-cheek set of brand guidelines for Santa Claus outlining a brand refresh for the jolly Pole dweller.

Santa Brand Refresh

Who buys cars for surprise Christmas gifts?

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 29, 2011

On Twitter the other day, I asked:

Someone please write this article: profile of people who give their spouses automobiles for Christmas. Do they exist? Are they insane?

@bswest pointed me towards this 2005 NY Times piece, A Lexus for Christmas? It Happens.

"I didn't think that happened until I sat on the showroom floor and heard someone say, 'I'm not going to pick the car up until the 24th,'" said Rosario Criscuolo, the owner of two Lexus dealerships in Michigan. "It blew my mind. But if your wife needs a car, it's a good way to do it, right? It saves you from having to go to the malls."

Mr. Criscuolo said that each year, about a half-dozen customers wait until Christmas Eve to pick up their new cars.

And the demand for the oversize red bows is so strong that Lexus stockpiles them in a warehouse near its North American headquarters in Torrance, Calif.

Cybersanta is making a list

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 10, 2010

The cybersanta Twitter account searches for tweets containing the phrase "I want a ______" and replies. Like so:

Cybersanta

(via clusterflock)

Literary stocking stuffer

posted by Jason Kottke   Oct 09, 2009

One of the items in this year's Christmas catalog from Neiman Marcus is a dinner for the buyer and a guest with "the brightest minds of modern literature, journalism, and the arts". Among those who may be in attendance at said dinner are George Stephanopoulos, John Lithgow, Nora Ephron, and Malcolm Gladwell.

The price: $200,000.

In recent years, the gifts on offer have grown increasingly extravagant and ridiculous: a modern Zeppelin for $10 million, a 3-hole golf course designed by Jack Nicklaus for your back yard for $1 million, and a private concert with Elton John for $1.5 million. (via girlhacker)

Holiday shipping deadlines

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 04, 2008

Dealhack has collected the shipping deadlines for Christmas from a number of online retailers.

The folks in the Christmas Tree Carcasses

posted by Jason Kottke   Jan 10, 2007

The folks in the Christmas Tree Carcasses group on Flickr are keeping track of discarded Christmas trees. (thx, richard)

Why I Celebrate Christmas. "[Santa Claus is]

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 21, 2006

Why I Celebrate Christmas. "[Santa Claus is] clearly what Jesus would be if he was real. Nobody would ever consider nailing this omnibenevolent deity to anything, would they? Nor does he hold anything against you longer than a year." (via cyn-c)

James Surowiecki discusses the waste of holiday

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 18, 2006

James Surowiecki discusses the waste of holiday giving. "Waldfogel's main finding is that, in general, people spend a lot more on presents than they're worth to those who receive them, a phenomenon that he calls 'the deadweight loss of Christmas.'" This is one of my big problems with the whole Christmas thing. Related: gift cards worth billions of dollars are left unredeemed each year.

On Christmas, "the holiday season", and the

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 14, 2005

On Christmas, "the holiday season", and the oppression of Christians. May be NSFC (not safe for Christians). (via 6f6)

If you're looking for a Christmas tree

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 14, 2005

If you're looking for a Christmas tree in NYC, here's a map of where they're sold. (via sbj)

A list of the best and worst

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 28, 2005

A list of the best and worst cookbooks to give people for Xmas (or Kwanzaa or Hanukkah or Festivus).