To no one's suprise, the writing on this site sounds even more ridiculous in screenplay format:

KATE WINSLET

Go away, GEORGE CLOONEY. Don't you know that I took an instant dislike to you?

GEORGE CLOONEY

(whispering to KOTTKE.ORG)

What can I say to make her love me?

KOTTKE.ORG

(whispering back)

The only problem is with three books and four movies.

GEORGE CLOONEY shrugs and dutifully whispers this in KATE WINSLET's ear

KATE WINSLET

(swooning)

I love you, GEORGE CLOONEY

FADE TO.

I was just telling George the other day that we should work on a project together.

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