Everyone else is making their predictions, and I love a good bandwagon, so let's go. Here's what I see happening in 2004:
1. Britney Spears will marry.
2. The Spirit rover will land safely on Mars.
3. More tapes from Osama bin Laden will be found.
4. The Bowl Championship Series (BCS) will result in some controversy.
5. Michael Jackson will do/say something odd.
6. Spam will continue to be a pain in the ass.
7. Pete Rose will admit to betting on baseball.
I know I'm going out on a limb with the Britney thing, but overall I feel good about this list.